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*interview begins*
bah!
Unless you want to be slaughtered by the Vulgar Samurai, please state your real name, age, location, and social security number.
jussi kuusi, about 19 or so, tampere/finland (north of god's ass and a bit eastwards), i won't tell you my social security number since i suspect you are an evil hacker that will crash my win2k with ftp.exe and erase _my_ ftp.exe with a hacker ftp.exe and then i'll become an elite hacker myself.. wait.. i already _am_ an elite hacker. in deus ex anyway. muwahaha. poor lil security consoles can't do a daaaamn thing to resist my hack! bwaahaha! vulgar samurai.. turpentinehead. keep your 'samurai' to yourself, i ain't into those things.
What is it that you do for a living?
well, i'm a full-time asshole on forums and irc, but apart from that, i do varied graphics work, ranges from 2d to textures to print/offset to video to 3d animation and low poly modeling and teaching software, job is in a company that none of you most likely know, a bit over 3 year old finnish *gasp* new media/it software provider that primarily does (realtime) 3d technology, software, applications, mixed with broadband bullshit. boring job, but i can't get anything else, so what can i do? whine. yep.
How does your typical day at work go?
i arrive to the crime scene at around 1pm - 3pm, log myself in to work, go smoke a cigarette, go hang around others' desks talking bullshit, arrive at my own desk, and spend the next 4-9 hours on forums and irc. insert maybe 20-25 cigarette breaks to evenly spread points of time. then i slither to home around 10pm - 3am. although lately i've started to spend more time at home nwo that i bought myself a few pc's worth of hardware, monitors, adsl connection and so forth. i don't like my job. drawing sucks.
What kind of 1337 hardware do you get to play with?
let's not go there. you ain't getting a share of my liking for flesh.. ergh. wait. wrong interview. harhar i just made a funny. come on. you know you want to laugh. =|
What does the word "Artist" mean to you?
money and alcohol.
Are you addicted to message boards? IRC? Computers? Alcohol? PC Games? Cigarettes? CocaCola? Crack?
definitely not, my 4500 posts in 3 months on a few ezboards alone mean nothing. irc is running 24/7. i like computers. i drink most of my money. delta force 2, rogue spear, operation flashpoint, deus ex. 2 packs a day. there's about thirty 1.5 liter coke bottles (empty) on my floor if that answers to that. nah, turpentine. my
How often do your drunken co-workers passout and spend the night on the floor?
numerous times per week.
Is it true that you like stuffed toy animals?
yes! i love toy animals. especially these lions. and this fox. yes yes. they're my friends.
What did you do with that poor little moose!!!?
held it for ransom. then i got sleep. then i took the duct tape, clamp and barrel off.
Are you a hermit like me or do you do anything else besides sit at the computer all day? Any other hobbies or other interests?
nah, i have no life. i spend 100% of my time playing games or fighting on forums.
Thank you.
says who!? bah. don't i get to say any 'last words' or 'last comments' or anything? bwaargh =
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